Jack acted up tonight at dinner and I informed him that there would be no treat. I told him that the banana he was eating was his treat. With a look on his face that was a cross between panic and confusion, he said, "NO! It's a ba-na-na! It's a FRUIT!"
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At dinner Paul told Jack he needed to take four more bites of vegetables. After much stalling and whimpering, Jack waited until Paul and I started having a conversation. In the middle of our conversation, Jack eats a huge forkful and excitedly announces, "FOUR!!"
Nice try, kid.
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Jack was standing on the couch, trying to swing the pictures hanging on the wall.
Me: What are you doing? Are you CRAZY?
Jack sits down and calmly states, "I am crazy."
Dani: I cway-zeee!!
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Even though Dani talks a lot, only about 10% is actually intelligible. But tonight, I am fairly certain she said "entente" and "Gauguin." If this kid decides to take French, I'm gonna be ticked off.
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Jack had a cold a couple of weeks ago:
Jack: I'm really sick. Who make me sick?
Me: I don't know. Who do you think made you sick?
Jack: You make me sick.
I think we need to start talking about the importance of verb tense. Oh, and the negative effects of false accusations.
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Me: Isn't your sister the cutest girl you've ever seen?
Jack: No.
Me: What!? Then who is?
Jack: You.
Have I mentioned I love this kid?
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