Thank you, Crayola!

Today I left Jack in the living room briefly as I went to the kitchen to get a drink. He was playing with crayons by himself peacefully. Since it is rare that he plays by himself, I left him in there and grabbed a snack too. I peeked into the living room a couple of minutes later and saw him spitting things out of his mouth. I walked over and found half of soggy green crayon on the table. I looked at Jack who was taking little green bits out of his mouth. He had green drool running down his chin and his shirt was covered in green. He looked at me and said, "NO EAT DA GREEN!"